Enter Green Duck

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Tiga: NICE BAG!
Green Duck: It's an Alannah Hill.
Tiga: Where d'you get it?
Green Duck: Get Sydney.
Tiga: You mean you GOT it in Sydney.  You're a really colorful duck, you know that?
Green Duck: It's in my genes. I'm Lucky Duck.
Tiga: Traveling?
Green Duck: Yes, here, there, everywhere. I fly. Can you?
Tiga: Sadly no. Take me with you?
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Spectacular View

Last night, my owner, Aunty Sherry took me driving up the mountain. We looked at the city lights. 


Aunty Sherry asked me, "Would you like to be a human being?"  


I said, "No way. What's good about being a human? I like the way I am. Sorry about that."


Aunty Sherry looked puzzled.